Pi Day Philippines

Pi joke time!

Want to hear some pi jokes? Here are ten jokes related to the mathematical symbol pi!

• What do you call a number that can't keep still? Pi-thagoras.
• Why do mathematicians love pi? Because it's as easy as π!
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems and pi-rates.
• Why did the math teacher break up with her boyfriend? He was always irrational and never knew when to stop.
• Why did the circle break up with the ellipse? Because it thought the ellipse was too eccentric.
• What do you call a number that's always looking for trouble? Pi-rate.
• What's the difference between a mathematician and a train? The train stops at stations, while the mathematician stops at the decimal.
• Why did the pizza need a microscope? To see its pi-topping!
• Why was the math book so full of itself? Because it had a lot of pi charts.
• How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to calculate the circumference of the bulb, one to calculate the area of the room, and one to calculate the angle of the ladder needed to reach the bulb.

Good Pi jokes always are a lot of fun!

Here are some Pi Puns!

Puns are always fun. Pi puns? that's even better!

Here are a few puns for you!

• What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky!
• Why did the math teacher get a sunburn? She spent too long trying to calculate pi on the beach.
• I heard that math teachers like to talk about circles, but they just go on and on.
• Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
• Why is pi never lonely? Because it always has its decimal.
• What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Why did the math teacher break up with the geography teacher? There was no common denominator.
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, and its solutions were irrational.
• How do you cut a pizza into an irrational number of slices? You use pi-thonic division!

I hope you find these puns amusing!