Pi Day Philippines

Feb 23, 2023

Here are some Pi Puns!

Puns are always fun. Pi puns? that's even better!

Here are a few puns for you!

  • What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky!
  • Why did the math teacher get a sunburn? She spent too long trying to calculate pi on the beach.
  • I heard that math teachers like to talk about circles, but they just go on and on.
  • Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
  • Why is pi never lonely? Because it always has its decimal.
  • What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!
  • Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  • Why did the math teacher break up with the geography teacher? There was no common denominator.
  • Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, and its solutions were irrational.
  • How do you cut a pizza into an irrational number of slices? You use pi-thonic division!

I hope you find these puns amusing!